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What smells and sounds like a bell?
-Dong-

How do crazy people go through the forest?
-They take the psycho path-

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
-Sanka-

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
-"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."-

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
-He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office-

How can you recognize a burned-out hippie?
-He used to take acid, now he takes antacid-

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
-The front row at a Willy Nelson concert-

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